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With this profile, I shall be seeking a woman of good moral standing for evenings of unchaperoned conversation.
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She suffers from poor choices.
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Then I kiss you passionately.
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Right now, I’m sailing across the Pacific, stealing top-secret information, and sipping Moscow Mules…shaken, not stirred. (Oh, and having an emu always helps). The women write about how all men are assholes. He always beats me in dreidel. Those interested should be well-versed in techniques of both comfort and domesticity, and should have neither husband nor suitors. No thanks…if I want to disappoint two people in the same room, I’d have dinner with my parents. I..think I feel the same way.
He’s also a recovering music critic and an aspiring fiction writer (probably lost) on the way to an independent bookstore near you. A life long question was answered that night. Aint no party like an S Club party!!!!
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Our love will be beautiful in its violence as a tempest hits the Bering Strait, and should it die; it dies as it began with a mount of bones between us. We’re both inspired and disgusted a little at the same time by some of these examples. She also has to be really clingy and jealous.
Night Owl. For those of you who like to keep their bio short and sweet, this is the perfect example. That’s right, I’m the whole package. I have it. We’re both inspired and disgusted a little at the same time by some of these examples.
Ultimately, the best Tinder bios for men reflect the personality of the man behind them. These hilarious Tinder profiles are what made online dating great. You can have the best Tinder pickup lines in the world, but you won’t have any matches to send them to if your bio’s a joke.. To see what humor done right looks like, we’ve got 8 examples of funny Tinder bios for men.